We don’t want to hear that!

I’m sure I speak for most when I say we are continually fed up, when on public transport, the constant sound of people playing smartphones (often at full volume) when we are forced to hear music (questionable these days IMO) and inane phone conversations.

It’s unnecessary (get some earphones for £10), discourteous (we really don’t want to hear that) and disrespectful (this really impairs the quality of our bus / train journeys).

My autism means that I have particular intolerance to high frequency (many of the smartphone reproduction is tinny and unbearable).

So after a summer full of instances like the one below, I’ve laid out plans that hopefully will end this locally and IF successful, I’ll use change org to petition every UK bus company to adopt a no-tolerance approach to audible music.

Now you will have heard me say that I recorded that. This was three gangsta-looking guys at the back of the bus. You wouldn’t be challenging them any time soon. However, they can get away with doing it because we have nothing to challenge them with. Remember before this smart technology? People didn’t take radios on buses and force us to listen to their choice of music. For one thing they’d be challenged by the driver.

Young rebellions in public bus, among polite citizens, making a chaotic atmosphere.

So I gave this a lot of thought and figured that on buses, we have signs (stickers) everywhere that say, for example, NO SMOKING OR VAPING. What do people do? They don’t smoke or vape.

With that in mind, all we REALLY need is for bus companies to produce this and help out an end to our misery once and for all.

I plan to approach our bus company here and if they take up this idea, I’ll start a change.org for signatures and see if we can’t petition bus companies UK-wide to implement the same.

It can be done. 👍

Trains have QUIET ZONES so why not buses?

PunkAndNewWaveClassics

When we think of this tag it’s a far more broader church isn’t it.

Interestingly, while researching this, in many lists online, Love Will Tear Us Apart didn’t feature at all though I’d consider it fits the bill.

I’ll recognise it as a classic but won’t be nominating it as my ten will feature personal favourites.

And I hope you will too! In fact the more obscure, the merrier.

To add, when I ran this hashtag through Twitter…

way-hey, we’ve an exclusive hashtag to work with.

PREVIEW

With such a vast amount of songs duplicated, I thought it best, in the early rounds at least, not to tag each nominee individually as once the draw is published, everyone will know which song is theirs as the polls go out each day. Later on perhaps things will get a little more formal. So when you see a song and think, hang on a minute, I nominated that, don’t worry as if it’s successful and reaches the latter stages of the competition then everyone who voted for the particular song will be tagged.

To add, if you submitted ten songs and one hasn’t appeared it will simply be because of space AND subject to a limit on repetition of bands, i.e, making sure we don’t have an overflow of Clash, Pistols, Stiff Little Fingers etc – I’ve worked diligently to ensure everyone has a fair crack – so let’s Whip It!

GROUPS

In rounds one and two, there will be groups of four with the top two most voted for songs going through.

ROUND ONE – 128 GROUPS

ROUND TWO – 64 GROUPS

Then from round three onwards, all songs will compete with each other head to head on a single knockout basis.

Thank you all very much for your interest and votes: this tournament will now commence on Saturday 1st October with polls published on Twitter usually between the hours of 7 and 9am.

Now here is that FIRST ROUND DRAW in full.

GROUP 1 – SATURDAY 1 OCTOBER

GROUP 2 – SATURDAY 1 OCTOBER

GROUP 3 – SUNDAY 2 OCTOBER

GROUP 4 – SUNDAY 2 OCTOBER

GROUP 5 – MONDAY 3 OCTOBER

GROUP 7 – TUESDAY 4 OCTOBER

GROUP 9 – WEDNESDAY 5 OCTOBER

GROUP 10 – WEDNESDAY 5 OCTOBER

GROUP 11 – THURSDAY 6 OCTOBER

GROUP 12 – THURSDAY 6 OCTOBER

GROUP 13 – FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER

GROUP 14 – FRIDAY 7 OCTOBER

GROUP 15 – SATURDAY 8 OCTOBER

GROUP 16 – SATURDAY 8 OCTOBER

GROUP 17 – SUNDAY 9 OCTOBER

GROUP 18 – SUNDAY 9 OCTOBER

GROUP 19 – MONDAY 10 OCTOBER

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GROUP 25 – THURSDAY 13 OCTOBER

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GROUP 27 – FRIDAY 14 OCTOBER

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GROUP 41 – FRIDAY 21 OCTOBER

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GROUP 55 – FRIDAY 28 OCTOBER

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GROUP 63 – TUESDAY 1 NOVEMBER

GROUP 64 – TUESDAY 1 NOVEMBER

GROUP 65 – WEDNESDAY 2 NOVEMBER

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GROUP 67 – THURSDAY 3 NOVEMBER

GROUP 68 – THURSDAY 3 NOVEMBER

GROUP 69 – FRIDAY 4 NOVEMBER

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GROUP 110 – THURSDAY 24 NOVEMBER

GROUP 111 – FRIDAY 25 NOVEMBER

GROUP 112 – FRIDAY 25 NOVEMBER

GROUP 113 – SATURDAY 26 NOVEMBER

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GROUP 115 – SUNDAY 27 NOVEMBER

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GROUP 117 – MONDAY 28 NOVEMBER

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GROUP 123 – THURSDAY 1 DECEMBER

GROUP 124 – THURSDAY 1 DECEMBER

GROUP 125 – FRIDAY 2 DECEMBER

GROUP 126 – FRIDAY 2 DECEMBER

GROUP 127 – SATURDAY 3 DECEMBER

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SECOND ROUND

Monday 5 December 2022

Tuesday 6 December 2022

Wednesday 7 December

Thursday 8 December

Friday 9 December

Saturday 10 December

Sunday 11 December

Monday 12 December

Tuesday 13 December

Wednesday 14 December

Thursday 15 December

Friday 16 December

Saturday 17 December

Sunday 18 December

Monday 19 December

Tuesday 20 December

Wednesday 21 December

Thursday 22 December

Friday 23 December

CHRISTMAS EVE 2022 🎅

CHRISTMAS DAY 2022 🎄

BOXING 🎁 DAY 2022

TUESDAY 27 DECEMBER

WEDNESDAY 28 DECEMBER

THURSDAY 29 DECEMBER

FRIDAY 30 DECEMBER

NEW YEAR’S EVE 2022

NEW YEAR’S DAY 2023

MONDAY 2 JANUARY 2023

TUESDAY 3 JANUARY

WEDNESDAY 4 JANUARY

THURSDAY 5 JANUARY

THE THIRD ROUND

** WHITE MAN through after play-off

FOURTH ROUND DRAW

MONDAY 16 JANUARY

TUESDAY 17 JANUARY

WEDNESDAY 18 JANUARY

THURSDAY 19 JANUARY

Friday 20 January

Saturday 21 January

Sunday 22 January

MONDAY 23 JANUARY

FIFTH ROUND DRAW

Tuesday 24 January

Wednesday 25 January

Thursday 26 January

Friday 27 January

Saturday 28 January

Sunday 29 January

Monday 30 January

Tuesday 31 January

SIXTH ROUND

Thursday 2 February

Friday 3 February

Saturday 4 February

Sunday 5 February

QUARTER-FINALS

Tuesday 7 February

Anarchy In The UK – Sex Pistols

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Down In The Tube Station At Midnight – The Jam

Wednesday 8 February

Teenage Kicks – The Undertones

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Transmission – Joy Division

Thursday 9 February

Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve – Buzzcocks

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London Calling – The Clash

Friday 10 February

Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Division

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Psycho Killer – Talking Heads

Other Voices

So the title of this project comes from a Nanci Griffith album but the idea is right there on Twitter in the form of #FemaleVoices. which will have been started by someone, somewhere and a whole bunch of people will post a song per day.

At first, though I could easily fill thirty one days in July, I thought about skipping it owing to time but what persuaded me was the fact that I could blog it here and it would mushroom into a whole album in itself with playable videos; everything on Twitter available here in one room.

I will catalogue the songs in order of merit as I’ve decided upon numbers one and two – well, the whole lot now in fact.

Heidi Berry starts us off from the station with Washington Square; a song from her album, Pomegranate.

  1. (Day 1)

HEIDI BERRY
Washington Square

It’s like two trains running in two tunnels
Suddenly all is light
And your train comes into view
Face so close, see your breath on the glass
I’ll follow your eyes
As you veer away into the dark
And I’ll still be here
In Washington Square

  1. (Day 2)

ANNE GARNER
All That’s Left

All that’s left is freezing fast
No room for love, it might not last
If all that’s felt is torn apart
then who will keep your wounded heart in theirs?

  1. (Day 3)

JOAN ARMATRADING
Laurel And The Rose

A lonely pedestrian
Walking in the night
And there’s no need to run
Cause I’m following behind
And I don’t want
I don’t want
I don’t want to misunderstand

  1. (Day 4)

LIZA MINELLI
So Sorry I Said

Your powers of persuasion, those quizzical eyes
Have tired and tied me with innocent guile
I would have walked out and after all the tears we shed
I should have stalked out gone and painted the town bright red but instead
So sorry, I said

  1. (Day 5)

EVA CASSIDY
Autumn Leaves

Since you went away the days grow long
And soon I’ll hear old winter’s song
But I miss you most of all my darling
When autumn leaves start to fall

  1. (Day 6)

CHRISTINA PERRI
A Thousand Years

Time stands still
Beauty in all she is
I will be brave
I will not let anything take away
What’s standing in front of me
Every breath
Every hour has come to this

  1. (Day 7)

JEWEL
Foolish Games

You’re always brilliant in the morning
Smoking your cigarettes
And talking… over coffee
Your philosophies on art
Baroque moved you, you loved Mozart
And you’d speak of your loved ones
As I clumsily strummed my guitar

  1. (Day 8)

SADE
By Your Side

When you’re on the outside, baby
And you can’t get in
I will show you
You’re so much better than you know
When you’re lost and you’re alone
And you can’t get back again
I will find you
Darling, and I will bring you home

  1. (Day 9)

MELANIE C
If That Were Me

Might surprise a few, this selection, but a song about homelessness and the line “I couldn’t live without my phone but you don’t even have a home” is poignant enough to give this one a place here.

  1. (Day 10)

LILLIAN LOPEZ (ODYSSEY)
If You’re Looking For A Way Out

One of the greatest soul ballads I’ve ever heard, top notch stuff and an essential inclusion.

  1. (Day 11)

TO THE WEDDING
Honest Love

I just can’t find anything online at all about To The Wedding, there doesn’t seem to be a web page about them let alone a website, all I know is that the lead singer Lauren kindly follows me on Twitter and delivers this amazing song.

  1. (Day 12)

KIKI DEE
Loving And Free

Bound I am bound, like a rope on a swing
Up in the air and then down again
Sure for the first time so clear in my mind
Wise to the feeling I gently unwind

  1. (Day 13)

LIANNE HALL
Cosy

Very little content on YouTube and not really much about Lianne on the internet as a whole which is bewildering really but yes, I first heard this song on the Sound Of The Suburbs Peel compilation and yes I’m aware there’s a Peel session although I haven’t heard it. From Brighton originally and these days based in Germany, this is Cosy and I’ve had to make an MP4 to upload myself.

  1. (Day 14)

ROSIE THOMAS
Pretty Dress

Put your red coat on and walk with the light in the woods
If it gets dark don’t get scared
There’s so much waiting for you
Cover up your ears and don’t show them
‘Cause you’re much better than them

  1. (Day 15)

NATALIE MERCHANT
Maggie Said

Holdin’ back
What did I get for all of that?
What did it count for?
Tell me that
Nothin’
Nothin’
Oh, nothin’, that’s a fact

16. (Day 16)

IMOGEN HEAP (Frou Frou)
Let Go

This is the music video I created for the song, a few years back now, if you’re reading this then I hope you will enjoy watching it. It hadn’t been on my YouTube channel before but it’s on there now.

Drink up baby down
Mmm are you in or out
Leave your things behind
‘Cause it’s all going off without you
Excuse me, too busy oh, writing your tragedy
These mishaps you bubble wrap when
You’ve no idea what you’re likeSo let go
And jump in
Oh well whatcha waiting for
It’s all right
‘Cause there’s beauty in the breakdown
(So let go) yeah let go
And just get in
Oh it’s so amazing here
It’s all right
‘Cause there’s beauty in the breakdownIt gains the more it gives
And it rises with the fall
So hand me that remote
Can’t you see that all that stuff’s a sideshow
Such boundless pleasure
We’ve no time for later now
You can’t await your own arrival
You’ve twenty seconds to complySo let go
And jump in
Oh well whatcha waiting for
It’s all right
‘Cause there’s beauty in the breakdown…

  1. (Day 17)

KIRSTY MacCOLL
Mother’s Ruin

Gin or ladies of the night?

As I’m limiting this to one song per artist, first to mind came They Don’t Know and then Caroline but if I had to pick only one song from Kite, well, Mother’s Ruin it is.

Mother’s Ruin, she says to herself
I’m just screwing my own mental health”
But Fridays and Saturdays
She walks down those alleyways
A latter day lady of the lamp
How you doing? You ain’t from round here
Won’t you come in? I’m really not scared
‘Cause Fridays and Saturdays
I still do it anyways
And anything is better than out there

  1. (Day 18)

KATE RUSBY
Underneath The Stars

Here beneath the stars I’m mending
I’m here beneath the stars not ending
Why on earth am I pretending?
I’m here again, the stars befriending
They come and go of their own free will

  1. (Day 19)

ELIZA CARTHY
Benjamin Bowmaneer

And as he rode o’er the lea
Benjamin Bowmaneer
As he rode o’er the lea
Castors away
And as he rode o’er the lea
He spied a fly on his knee
The proud tailor rode prancing away

  1. (Day 20)

STINA NORDENSTAM
Little Star

I wanted to choose Another Story Girl in truth but couldn’t really omit Little Star.

I fell in love with the song and the video at the time and my girlfriend at the time bought me And She Closed Her Eyes on CD.

  1. (Day 21)

ALANIS MORISETTE
You Learn

Wear it out (the way a three-year-old would do)
Melt it down (you’re gonna have to eventually anyway)
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend

  1. (Day 22)

ALISON KRAUSS
If I Didn’t Know Any Better

Your heart is pullin’
If I didn’t know any better
I’d be fallin deeper and deeper it’s true
I’d hear it callin’
If I didn’t know any better and I’d be in love
When the flame burns out
If finally settles down
And you forget
I ever came around

  1. (Day 23)

PHOEBE BRIDGERS
Smoke Signals

One of your eyes is always half-shut
Somethin’ happened when you were a kid
I didn’t know you then and I’ll never understand why it feels like I did

  1. (Day 24)

DUSTY SPRINGFIELD
Wishin’ And Hopin

So if you’re thinkin’ of how great true love is
All you gotta do is hold him, and kiss him and squeeze him and love him
Yeah, just do it
And after you do, you will be his

  1. (Day 25)

POLLY-JEAN HARVEY
Angeline

My first name Angelene
Prettiest mess you’ve ever seen
Love for money is my sin
Any man calls, I’ll let him in
Rose is my color, and white
Pretty mouth and green my eyes
I see men come and go

  1. (Day 26)

PATTY GRIFFIN
Rain

Strange how hard it rains now
Rows and rows of big dark clouds
When I’m holding on underneath this shroud
Rain…


  1. (Day 27)

TRACY CHAPMAN
Unsung Psalm

If I do have a funeral ever (though I’ll probably try and boycott it), this would be my song.

If there is one thing I know I know I will die
If anyone cares some stranger my critique my life
I may be revered or defamed and decried
But I tried to live right

  1. (Day 28)

JUNE TABOR
Sudden Waves

There are bays, peaceful bays in the harbour of your hand
Where the waves, sudden waves cannot reach
There are days when the ways of your words can make dry land
And I can stay

  1. (Day 29)

TORI AMOS
Here In My Head

One of the finest vocal performances I’ve ever seen from quite possibly my favourite female vocalist.

Held your hand at the fair and
Even forgot what time it was
And even Thomas Jefferson wasn’t born
In your backyard like you have said and
Maybe I’m just the horizon you run to
When she has left you and me here alone on the floor
You’re counting my feathers as the bells toll
You see the bow and belt and the girl from the south all
Favorites of mine you know then all well
And spring brings fresh little puddles that makes it all clear makes it all
Do you know what this is doing to me
Here in my head

  1. (Day 30)

KATE BUSH
And Dream Of Sheep

It’s those seagulls. If any song gives you the feeling of a harbour and being there… and it’s my favourite song in the masterpiece that is Hounds Of Love too.

Ooh, their breath is warm
And they smell like sleep
And they say they take me home
Like poppies, heavy with seed
They take me deeper and deeper

  1. (Day 31)

NANCI GRIFFITH
From A Distance

(No words necessary)

From a distance we are instruments
Marching in a common band
Playing songs of home, playing songs of peace
They’re the songs of every man
God is watching us, God is watching us
God is watching us from a distance


Punk And New Wave Singles – (My favourites and why)

Inspired by #Punktop16 on Twitter I’ve been minded to create my own punk and new wave favourites list which actually will be an A to Z rather than a 1 to 20 because I couldn’t rank them at all myself. In any event at the time of writing there are twenty-three but who’s counting!

So I want to write about (if I can remember) where I first heard it, where I bought the single, what I loved about it (content and structure) though most of you who know me a little will know that late seventies I was in a Surrey children’s home and my pocket money was spent almost entirely on vinyl.

The Squirrels, Banstead is now a respite centre

I know that once I got my own single room (at 12 you could, you were in a dorm that slept four before), I had a Fidelity record player but the boy next room, Anthony, he had a Dansette. He was like a teddy boy with a drape and quiff and everything and actually taught me a thing or three about rockabilly.

At the other end of the spectrum, a boy called Christopher, 14, year younger than Anthony, now he was into punk and I remember he had these red PVC trousers with zips everywhere and a fleecy kind of jumper or sweater that was leopardskin.

My bedroom walls in posters mostly had Debbie Harry and Chrissie Hynde as pin-ups. I really liked The Pretenders although they themselves don’t feature in this project.

The music came first from the radio of course. I can remember the first time I heard London Calling at the breakfast table – knew I just had to buy that single soon as I could.

But there were magazines of course and things like Melody Maker and NME, Record Mirror and Sounds where you could see the charts and learn about all this stuff going on.

GOD BLESS WILLIAM GRUNDY

And then there was the famous Bill Grundy interview on (Nationwide was it?) – “Go on then – say something outrageous” – later I even bought the Flogging A Dead Horse album though even now I still probably side with The Great Rock And Roll Swindle over Never Mind The Bollocks though, when I did the Best Debut Album bracket on Twitter, a fair few said that Bollocks was the album that changed everything.

Later I would learn that punk rock actually started years earlier, New York Dolls were unknown to me then. I would say that the earliest single I had that would fit the bill was I Need To Know by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers.

All of these singles I’m about to discuss, many are household names but as it’s personal, there may be a few surprising and hopefully pleasant picks for readers.

As I said, it’s unlikely I could classify these in any particular order of merit and so in the interests of fairness, we will go through in an alphabetical line-up.

Can’t Stand Losing You – The Police
Danger Signs – Penetration
Emergency – 999
Gotta Getaway – Stiff Little Fingers
Harmony In My Head – The Buzzcocks
Hurry Up Harry – Sham 69
(I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea – Elvis Costello And The Attractions
In A Rut – The Ruts
Love On The Terraces – Serious Drinking
Manny Moe And Jack – The Dickies
Mary Of The 4th Form – Boomtown Rats
Pretty Vacant – Sex Pistols
Public Image – Public Image Limited
Run Like Hell – Peter And The Test Tube Babies
Smash It Up – The Damned
Something Better Change – The Stranglers
Sound Of The Suburbs – The Members
The Greatest Cockney Rip-Off – Cockney Rejects
This Perfect Day – The Saints
Tommy Gun – The Clash
Tomorrow’s Girls – UK Subs
You Bastard – Alternative TV
You’ve Got My Number – The Undertones

THE POLICE – Can’t Stand Losing You

Released: 14 August 1978; June 1979 (re-release)

This is a fine way to start although there’s a darkness and rather a sad story attached to it.

To begin with, I do remember that this was bought for, I think, something like 32p in Woolworths in Banstead High Street and this is the one, the very same, below.

There was the out-of-chart record rack and that cover – a man dangling over a block of ice with a three-year electric fire next to it – these days we would say something like “what the actual fuck?” and ten-year-old me thought along those lines though perhaps not in quite those exact terms.

32p at the time would have got you, in a subsidised establishment like a working men’s club, a pint of Double Diamond. And one of the many benefits of researching as you write is learning – I had no idea until now that there was a Double Diamond Export.

This was an early Police single (later on I would find a copy of Fall Out) and with it’s reference to the bitterness of a break-up and thoughts of suicide, it can be heard as somewhat depressing but the cod-reggae underlay gives it a positive push I feel, one of those songs that has a bittersweet edge.

I was at an impressionable age. Back at the children’s home we learned the dad news that a resident, Geoffrey, aged 14, had thrown himself in front of a train at Brookwood station. He had run away days before. The news hit everybody hard, the children and the staff.

Because there were children there from various backgrounds, broken homes, divorce, health reasons, me with autism, it was a supportive environment that trued to be just that but there was always some kind of disturbance, to be expected with such a mix of social issues.

Of all The Police singles that I love dearly, this one had to be my choice where I’m only giving a place to one song per band and where I can, I will link a music video.

I can’t see the point in another day
When nobody listens to a word I say
You can call it lack of confidence
But to carry on living doesn’t make no sense

The timing of it all makes me think today of how ill Geoffrey must have been with thoughts similar to those lines to make him do what he did.

PENETRATION – Danger Signs

Virgin Records, 1979

I have no recollection at all of where I heard Danger Signs the first time or where I purchased the single. I hadn’t really been aware of Don’t Dictate.

Years later I would buy that Pauline Murray And The Invisible Girls album on the strength of having a 10-inch copy of Dream Sequence which I thought was amazing and played to death repeatedly.

Still, Danger Signs is to me a classic punk affair and easily grabbed a spot in this. A vinyl rip here, scratches and all – wonderful.

“Go on, go on, go on, go ON…”

999 – Emergency

Released: June, 1978

I’m back – in full atTACK!

They were great weren’t they? 999. Didn’t seem to have any longevity, they were suddenly there and then… but I learned only this morning that The Dickies are still going!

Emergency though, a fine new wave single, oh my word, yes.

Black jack wanna quack
Never get your money back
Pack attack in the back
By a bloody maniac
Better see industry
Take it fast and make it last
Go away make them pay
Never make the same mistakes
Sometimes care sometimes not
See them bleed and see them rot
I’m back in full attack
Never give in until they crack
Emer… emergency
Emer… EMERGENCY!

STIFF LITTLE FINGERS – Gotta Gettaway

Released: 27 April 1979

One of the finest moments in life was the 1987 visit to the Netherlands and south-west Germany.

I had a birthday there in Valkenburg and the morning after an evening of many litres of Dutch fuel, to clear my head I decided to go for a dip at the Polfermolen, local public pool.

Walking out into the early Sunday morning sunshine, the first song on my cassette Walkman was Bloody Sunday (Stiff Little Fingers) – enough to clear anyone’s head.

As we are cataloguing singles here, I’ve decided on Gotta Gettaway for my inclusion. It’s just as immense and I love the imagination of it all. Life really was passing me by. And still is.

You know there ain’t no street like home
To make you feel so all alone
Plenty of folk to tell you what to do
But they don’t speak the same language as you
They wanna have me here
Have me and hold me near
Hold me down fasten and tie
But the cars are all flashing me
Bright lights are passing me
I feel life passing me by

THE BUZZCOCKS – Harmony In My Head

Released: 13 July, 1979

Where do you go with Buzzcocks singles?

Their most successful, some would say although I tend to despair at the term, signature tune in Ever Fallen In Love or one of the many other superb sing-alongs; Promises, Orgasm Addict or What Do I Get? That very nearly made the cut here but I’ve gone for Harmony In My Head here. I had the blue sleeve but with Aldershot in mind perhaps I ought to have had the red too.

Whenever I’m in doubt about things I do
I listen to the high street wailing sounds in a queue
Go out for my walking sailing social news
Don’t let it get me down I’m long in the tooth
When I’m out in the open clattering shoppers around
Neon signs that take your eyes to town
Your thoughts are chosen your world is advertising now
And extravagance matters to worshipers of the pound
But it’s a harmony in my head
It’s a harmony in my head…

SHAM 69 – Hurry Up Harry

Released in October, 1978 on Polydor Records.

We can probably see this as a novelty record now or perhaps some did at the time but, coming from their second LP and in my opinion one of THE great concept albums, there’s so much going on in the narrative of That’s Life that actually, one hardly notices Harry.

My copy was merely a paper sleeve, I wasn’t aware of the picture sleeve until some while later.

And because of my location at the time, Hersham wasn’t that far away. While the band didn’t have that many singles in their discography, Hurry Up Harry is the one that stands out for me.

ELVIS COSTELLO – (I Don’t Want To Go To) Chelsea

Released: 3 July 1978 on Radar Records.

Several different picture sleeves for this I’ve found but this was mine.

Ah, Elvis. That lip curl he did and the strange way he held the mic in those early days, remember?

Reminded me a bit of Alvin Stardust at the start of the decade.

Detectives was the first Costello song I heard on the radio but of the period, I had to choose Chelsea.

Oh, no, it does not move me
Even though I’ve seen the movie
I don’t want to check your pulse
I don’t want nobody else
I don’t want to go to Chelsea

THE RUTS – In A Rut

I can’t concentrate, I’m in a state
I don’t feel straight, I can’t love or hate
I can’t feel nothing, can’t feel no sting
Only just learning, I ain’t a king

You’re in a rut,
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it
You’re in a rut,
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it… out of it!

Ain’t no use, you ain’t that sloose
Don’t tie that noose, it’s just abuse
Don’t take that ride, it’s suicide
You cut your wrist, You tried and missed.

You’re in a rut
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it.
You’re in a rut,
You gotta get out of it, out of it – out of it… out of it!

I can’t concentrate, I’m in a state
I don’t feel straight, I can’t love or hate
I can’t feel nothing, can’t feel no sting
Only just learning, I ain’t a king

You’re in a rut
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it
You’re in a rut
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it… OUT OF IT!

Ain’t no use, you ain’t that sluiced
Don’t tie that noose, it’s just abuse
Don’t take that ride, it’s suicide
You cut your wrist, You tried and missed

You’re in a rut
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it
You’re in a rut
You gotta get out of it – out of it – out of it – out of it… OUT OF IT!

The Ruts’ first single, “In a Rut” was finally released on People Unite in January 1979, having been recorded back on 24 April 1978 at the Free Range 8-track studios. It was backed up with anti-heroin tirade “H-Eyes” on the B-side (“You’re so young, you take smack for fun/It’s gonna screw your head, you’re gonna wind up dead”). DJ John Peel expressed his admiration for the group on air (as can be heard on a retrospective 1978 radio show clip on the In a Can album) and a session for the BBC swiftly followed the same month.

Out of all those fine Ruts singles up to Staring At The Rude Boys and Jah Wars, I always return to In A Rut, it’s home for me.

SERIOUS DRINKING – Love On The Terraces

Her name was Sharon, she came from Saafend with sister Karen (a little skinhead), she liked football, she liked scooters, she liked A Certain Ratio, she liked the Cockney Rejects…

Is it me or was that just one of the cutest verses in a song I ever did hear?

It’s also one of only two songs I know that mention Southend.

And the later line – “she nabbed my programme, she broke my heart” 💖

Surely one of the great footy songs this and yet still unknown to a few.

THE DICKIES – Manny, Moe And Jack (1979)

From the sound of that car ending to the crash at the end, this is one fine auto adventure. Sure it was fun collecting all those fab singles from the yellow through to the red (Fan Mail) but it was slightly displeasing that this single came in bog-standard black. Some band though, still going today and a few great covers, notably Paranoid.

When you’re on the road
And your car wont pull that load
And your wheels aren’t feeling fine
Well I know of this joint
Where they’ll check your plugs and points
I know these guys they’re three good friends of mine
Manny Moe and Jack
They know what I’m after
Manny Moe and Jack
They know what I’m after
They’re Manny Moe and Jack
Once your inside
They wont take you for a ride
They got a good deal for you and your automobile
For the right price
They will sell you fuzzy dice
And leather hand grips for your steering wheel
If its tires you want they got a lot for you
Dunlop, firestone, Pirelli too
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe (and Jack)
Manny, Moe and Jack!
They know what I’m after…

BOOMTOWN RATS – Mary Of The Fourth Form

Released: 11 November 1977

Because of Bob I guess, not everyone’s cup of tea but I thought (yes, even Rat Trap) all those early Rats singles were fantastic, especially this one. I wonder now if it was the lyrics too. 🤔

Stretchin’ out her long legs
Pullin’ up her stockings
She’s combing out her black hair
Starin’ at the teacher
Openin’ her lips wide
Shiftin’ in her seat, yeah
She slowly moves her hips aside

SEX PISTOLS – Pretty Vacant

Released: 2 July, 1977

Not much that needs to be said on this. Not quite my favourite Pistols track but my first purchase, this single and could never stop playing it.

There’s no point in asking, you’ll get no reply.

PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED – Public Image (1978)

“Its not a game of Monopoly”

This is very atmospheric I’ve always felt, like you’re travelling through a wind tunnel. Careering even. Monster tune even if I say so myself, well worthy of inclusion here.

PETER AND THE TEST TUBE BABIES – Run Like Hell (1982)

I was down the local disco getting’ off with this girl., things were going really good, going really well.
We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard, this bloke come up behind me and say ..
” Oi, you! – that’s my bird!

Peacehaven’s finest, Peter And The Test Tube Babies. Formed in 1978, by Derek “Strangefish” Greening and Peter Bywaters. Due to their humorous tongue-in-cheek lyrics, they have been considered part of the Punk Pathetique sub-genre. Run Like Hell may be the youngest single in this selection.

THE DAMNED – Smash It Up

Released: 12 October, 1979

You can’t have part one without part two!

It really couldn’t be any simpler.

That sublime build up, the fade out, the fade back in then… ooh-ooh SMASH IT UP!

That’s how it must be done. 👍

THE STRANGLERS – Something Better Change

Released: 22 July, 1977

Slightly more tricky choosing a Stranglers single.

There’s a Stranglers bracket right now on Twitter and I think this one’s in the last sixteen.

So why have I picked it? “Stick my fingers right up your nose” for one – a true punk sentiment. Then there’s Greenfield’s keyboards and, I’m a real fan of abrupt endings as in… CHANGE! in this instance. Walk On By and Peaches ran this one close.

THE MEMBERS – Sound Of The Suburbs (1979)

Clear vinyl for me at the time and with this of the two rather different picture sleeves.

Same old boring Sunday morning
Old man’s out washing the car
Mum’s in the kitchen cooking Sunday dinner
Her best meal, moaning while it lasts
Johnny’s upstairs in his bedroom sitting in the dark
Annoying the neighbours with his punk rock electric guitar

COCKNEY REJECTS – The Greatest Cockney Rip Off (1980)

Back in my hometown of Farnham my best friends were all West Ham fans (no idea why but there we are) so they ought to have liked Cockney Rejects but at the time The Jam were all the rage.

Still, on the wave of the coloured vinyl fad, here’s what I would have had a copy of (above).

THE SAINTS – This Perfect Day

Released: July, 1977

Has to be one of the earliest punk / new wave singles I had, impossible to leave out of a top twenty like this.

THE CLASH – Tommy Gun

Released: 24 November, 1978

This is by some distance my favourite song by The Clash but it’s all about the ending.

The lyrics and… those drums before the death – superb! 🤪

Boats an’ tanks and planes, it’s your game
Kings an’ queens an’ generals learn your name
I see all the innocents, the human sacrifice
And if death comes so cheap
Then the same goes for life!

UK SUBS – Tomorrow’s Girls (1979)

Another GEM of a band and firmly riding the coloured vinyl bandwagon, ensuring I had at least my only rose pink single in Teenage.

Tomorrow’s Girls is anthemic to me, such a simple tune, so easy on the ear but a song that will always make you remember where you were and who was around you, ergo, something special.

ALTERNATIVE TV – You Bastard (1977)

Can qualify as a B-side can’t it? 😋

The flip-over of ‘How Much Longer’, I’ve always had a fondness for this. Vinyl crackles again too, awesome…

Leave me alone, you’re wasting time
(you bastard, you’re wasting time)
Get out of the way, you’re no friend of mine
(you bastard, you’re wasting time)
My precious, precious time
Everybody’s wasting my time
My precious, precious time
You’ve never seen excitement if you know what I mean, so leave my time alone
Get out of my town, there’s no room for two
(you bastard, you’re wasting time)
Get out of my way, I don’t like you
(you bastard, you’re wasting time)
My precious, precious time
Everybody’s wasting my time
My precious, precious time
You’ve never been in rock and roll, you know what I mean
So leave my rock and roll alone
My precious, precious time
My precious, precious time
My precious, precious time

And to end this look into the beginning of my teenage years musically, we’ve the Undertones and my favourite single of theirs, You’ve Got My Number. It’s that wonderful beginning and of course that sudden ending with WHY DON’T YOU USE IT!!! that does it for me. In the meantime if you’ve taken the time to read what had taken me six hours to put together, I hope you enjoyed it and thank you sincerely.

THE UNDERTONES – You’ve Got My Number

Released: 9 October, 1979

You’ve got my number
Why don’t you use it
You know my name
You won’t abuse it
If you wanna wanna wanna wanna
Wanna have someone to talk to
I’ll pick you up
In my car
Take you home
It’s not far
If you wanna wanna wanna wanna
Wanna have someone to talk to
Do it – do it – do it – do it
Why don’t you ring my number?
Why don’t you ring my number now?
Let’s say goodbye
I couldn’t stand it
You’ve got my number
Why don’t you use it




Fave John Peel Session

THE QUARTER-FINALS

The final sixteen acts are now split into four groups of four.

The winner of those group will go straight through to a final group of four which will be the Grand Final.

FRIDAY 30 SEPTEMBER

SATURDAY 1 OCTOBER

SUNDAY 2 OCTOBER

MONDAY 3 OCTOBER

This is the part where the excitement returns. Some cracking ties ahead in the week ahead.

The remaining sixty-four sessions do battle

And so after much a to-ing and a fro-ing which included duplications and protestations and then affirmations amid the Bauhaus conspiracy where they appeared to sail into round three without actually doing very much, I now issue forth the THIRD ROUND DRAW for #FavePeelSession (minus Bauhaus) from which you will see some mouth-watering battles ahead.

Owing to the Fall 1980 duplication and the slot made available apropos Bauhaus, I had to scroll through the entire first round to search for the highest voted percentage of a session that was voted third.

First to show were Roxy Music and Broadcast, both with 28.4%.

There wasn’t time for a play-off and so in the end I just put Roxy Music into the hat before things got any more complicated.

So here it is, your eagerly awaited third round draw, available exclusively on an internet near you.

Monday, 5th September 2022

Tuesday, 6th September 2022

Wednesday, 7th September 2022

Thursday, 8th September 2022

Friday, 9th September 2022

Saturday, 10th September 2022

Sunday, 11th September 2022

Monday, 12th September 2022

Tuesday, 13th September 2022

Wednesday, 14th September 2022

Thursday, 15th September 2022

Friday, 16th September 2022

Saturday, 17th September 2022

Sunday, 18th September 2022

Monday, 19th September 2022

Tuesday, 20th September 2022

Thirty-two quintessential quartets

Wednesday 10 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 1

Thursday 11 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 2

Friday 12 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 3

Saturday 13 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 4

ROUND 2 – GROUP 5

Sunday 14 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 6

ROUND 2 – GROUP 7

Monday 15 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 8

Tuesday 16 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 9

Wednesday 17 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 10

Thursday 18 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 11

Friday 19 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 12

Saturday 20 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 13

ROUND 2 – GROUP 14

Sunday 21 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 15

ROUND 2 – GROUP 16

Monday 22 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 17

Tuesday 23 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 18

Wednesday 24 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 19

Thursday 25 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 20

Friday 26 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 21

Saturday 27 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 22

ROUND 2 – GROUP 23

Sunday 28 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 24

ROUND 2 – GROUP 25

Monday 29 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 26

Tuesday 30 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 27

Wednesday 31 August

ROUND 2 – GROUP 28

Thursday 1 September

ROUND 2 – GROUP 29

Friday 2 September

ROUND 2 – GROUP 30

Saturday 3 September

ROUND 2 – GROUP 31

ROUND 2 – GROUP 32

An interesting side-salad discussion might be bands who arrived too late for Peel sessions.

What might they have been like; Arcade Fire or Broken Social Scene for example.

The Semifinalists were from London and active between 2005 and 2009.

I think they’d have made for a decent studio session and also find this track rather stimulating.


*ORIGINAL POST*

My latest bracket on Twitter is everyone’s favourite Peel session, using the hashtag #FavePeelSession

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In each tie, the nominee will be tagged in so that one, they’ll be alerted and two, they’ll see who they’re playing as this gives the whole thing a more personal and competitive edge.

The tournament will have sixty-four groups in the first round, each group housing four nominated Peel sessions and the two most voted for sessions will make it into round two.

This will render 128 sessions to start the head to head phase which will run in that format until the final.

The first round will take two months to complete with just the one group per day but I see this as a good thing as people can have a bit more time exploring the music and perhaps artists they weren’t familiar with until now; this is going to be a great bracket and like a fine wine, mustn’t be rushed.

So I would envisage the tournament lasting until October and it will satisfy those early morning Twitter pollsters no end.

Fave Peel Session will commence this coming Saturday, 4th June with Group 1 and kick-off time will be approx 6pm each evening.

Here are my my ten personal picks that you can listen to should you wish but you’ll want to see the FIRST ROUND DRAW in full won’t you! In that case just scroll down past the videos.

THEATRE OF HATE
Recorded: 12-01.80
First broadcast: 09 December 1980.

Rebel Without A Brain / The Wake / 63 / It’s My Own Invention

COMSAT ANGELS
Recorded: 02-03.1981
Broadcast: 09 February 1981

Be Brave / At Sea / Eye Of The Lens / Dark Parade

GREGORY ISAACS & ROOTS RADICS
Recorded: 10-26.81
First broadcast 05 November 1981.

The Front Door / Permanent Lover / Confirm Reservation / Substitute

SEETHING WELLS

1982 is about as much as I know and it seems to be missing off a few lists.

But it really happened. I was there, in bed, at fourteen, mesmerised by Godzilla and the Tetley Bittermen.

Fact, I can still recite Police Dog!

CULTURE

“There was one by the reggae band Culture that out of all of the sessions that were released on record is the one that I listen to the most, I think.”
(John Peel, MTB Interview, 2002).

Recorded: 12-11.82
First broadcast: 11 January 1983.

Too Long In Slavery / Two Sevens Clash / Lion Rock / Armageddon

COCTEAU TWINS

This session was pinned to the CD version of Garlands, I’m not sure it was originally on the cassette version of Garlands that I had.

Recorded: 01-22.83.
First broadcast: 31 January 1983.

Hearsay Please / Dear Heart / Blind Dumb Deaf / Hazel

14 ICED BEARS

Recorded: 07-21.87
Broadcast: 27 July 1987.

If I Said / Spangle / Miles Away / Hayfever

McCARTHY

Recorded: 10-20.87.
Broadcast: 28 October 1987.

Charles Windsor / The Funeral / Should The Bible Be Banned? / This Nelson Rockefeller

SOLAR RACE

*In memory of Eilidh Bradley*

Recorded: 05-16.95
First Broadcast: 02 June 1995

Good Enough / Out Of Time / Skewiff / Disgrace

MOGWAI

Live at Maida Vale, 21 May 2003.

Hunted By A Freak / Kids Will Be Skeletons / Killing All The Flies / Stop Coming To My House / Golden Porche / Ratts Of The Capital / I Know You Are, But What Am I? / Helicon 1

FIRST ROUND DRAW

So we do know the two sessions through from Group 1 of #FavePeelSession as The Slits (1977) and Yo La Tengo (1997) qualified with 134 votes collected overall.

Sunday 12 June

GROUP 2

I noticed that, with some 45 minutes left, Done Lying Down and Unwound were neck and neck at 11.6% so I quote tweeted the poll and eventually Unwound won second place with 14.9%.

Monday 13 June

Tuesday 14 June

Wednesday 15 June

Thursday 16 June

Friday 17 June

The Cure and Gang Of Four (via a play-off) progress.

Saturday 18 June

Sunday 19 June

Monday 20 June

Tuesday 21 June

Wednesday 22 June

And in the end, World Of Twist won through comfortably to join Stereolab in round two.

Thursday 23 June

Friday 24 June

Saturday 25 June

GROUP 15

Sunday 26 June

GROUP 16

Monday 27 June

GROUP 17

Tuesday 28 June

Wednesday 29 June

Thursday 30 June

Friday 1 July

GROUP 21

Saturday 2 July

Sunday 3 July

GROUP 23

Monday 4 July

Tuesday 5 July

Wednesday 6 July

Thursday 7 July

Friday 8 July

Saturday 9 July

Sunday 10 July

Monday 11 July

Tuesday 12 July

Wednesday 13 July

Thursday 14 July

Friday 15 July

Saturday 16 July

Sunday 17 July

Monday 18 July

Tuesday 19 July

Wednesday 20 July

Thursday 21 July

Friday 22 July

GROUP 42

Saturday 23 July

GROUP 43

Sunday 24 July

Monday 25 July

Tuesday 26 July

Wednesday 27 July

Thursday 28 July

Friday 29 July

Saturday 30 July

Sunday 31 July

Monday 1 August

Tuesday 2 August

Wednesday 3 August

Thursday 4 August

Friday 5 August

Saturday 6 August

Sunday 7 August

#FaveRoxyMusicSongs

QUARTER-FINALS

ROUND THREE

Friday 11 March

Saturday 12 March

Sunday 13 March

Monday 14 March

ROUND TWO

So begins the exciting second round which is a group stage.

Of course you only have the one vote but from all the votes collected, two songs from each group will move forward to the last sixteen.

Some may consider GROUP E to be the archetypal group of death!

TUESDAY 1ST MARCH

WEDNESDAY 2ND MARCH

THURSDAY 3RD MARCH

FRIDAY 4TH MARCH

SATURDAY 5TH MARCH

SUNDAY 6TH MARCH

MONDAY 7TH MARCH

TUESDAY 8TH MARCH

ORIGINAL POST

So we begin our bracket for Roxy Music and Bryan Ferry.

Great response from Twitter.

Here’s the draw for the first round which will run for the next sixteen days.

Scroll down to find out who your songs are up against!

FIRST ROUND DRAW

SATURDAY 12TH FEBRUARY

SUNDAY 13TH FEBRUARY

MONDAY 14TH FEBRUARY

TUESDAY 15 FEBRUARY

WEDNESDAY 16TH FEBRUARY

THURSDAY 17 FEBRUARY

FRIDAY 18TH FEBRUARY

SATURDAY 19TH FEBRUARY

SUNDAY 20TH FEBRUARY

MONDAY 21ST FEBRUARY

TUESDAY 22ND FEBRUARY

WEDNESDAY 23RD FEBRUARY

THURSDAY 24TH FEBRUARY

FRIDAY 25TH FEBRUARY

SATURDAY 26TH FEBRUARY

SUNDAY 27TH FEBRUARY

MONDAY 28TH FEBRUARY

Can’t Let Go (Bryan Ferry) vs Avalon

Why Early Doors is my favourite sitcom

Well first the good news. I’m not going to spend too much time in giving my reasons but more introducing my favourite clips and enjoying them again.

Early Doors is rather underrated in my opinion and like Fawlty Towers, where only a dozen episodes were made, I think this is a British classic.

It’s superbly written and typecast. Henshaw the ideal landlord and the regulars that trod The Grapes. The unlikely coppers. The missing chocolates. The day at the races. Tommy’s new job…

Even the theme tune is great. It’s called Small World and sung by Roddy Frame.

There are very few clips of Early Doors on YouTube. I’ve tried uploading before. You just get a copyright claim and can’t upload.

Then I thought – I’ve got a website. Why not write an article and post fave snippets for others to enjoy.

Yes that’s what I’ll do. A sort of top ten clips. Or more. Well see how it goes.

Anyway enjoy the videos and before you go, be sure to have a look at the out-take videos I’ve done at the end- they’re just as funny!

MORE… OR LESS?

A sketch which debated organic food and the realisation that actually, while we’re all getting less, we’re paying more for it… I think…

THE PUB QUIZ

While not rib-tickling, I like the quiz scene because of the interaction and sarcasm between everybody but moreover at the end when there are groans because Duffy puts Miss You Nights on the jukebox again. Poor Duffy, all out of love and heading home on his own with a Fray Bentos.

GET UP, SKIN UP

This is probably my numero uno. It’s Ken’s face as Phil takes out the king size Rizlas and then pulls out a block which is two ounces if it’s a day and rolls a spliff, as you do, in the line of duty,

“You got any Bob Marley?”

“They’re off their bloody tits!”

TORTOISE

How this is played is great. Unless you’ve seen it already. Tommy’s chair is empty and the atmosphere is sad and you’re thinking it’s been the end for Tommy.

Until back he comes and they’re only talking about a bleedin’ tortoise!

And apparently you can’t replace a tortoise because no two tortoises look the same…

CIRCUSES

Everyone I know thinks this sketch is right up there with the best.

Do you like circuses?

CLASSIC PHIL AND NIGE

“A grown man? Dressing up as a baby? What does he get out of that?”

“Two Farleys rusks and his arse wiped apparently”

DIDN’T HE DO WELL!

Just a small compilation of clips from one of the series 2 episodes with the coppers on top form and you can see that Tommy is still working as a lollipop man.

THIS CHARMING MAN

From the first episode, Duffy enters the grapes with the Smiths classic playing on the jukebox.

If you’re of a young persuasion and don’t know what a jukebox is – Google it.

PENIS ENVY

Joe nudges Duffy at the urinals to check out the Scottish fishing tackle while Phil and Nige recount a flashing tale to Ken which results in that classic line – “no – he was in a Ford Escort”.



GIRO JIM

In which Joan tells the rest of the pub a story about Giro Jim and a Chinese takeaway after Ken’s Mum shows Winnie a newspaper article…

THE GREAT MALTESERS MYSTERY

In which Jean has a bag of Maltesers go missing. But it’s not just a bag. oh no… it’s a family bag!

THE OUT-TAKES

The DvD set includes OUT-TAKES so to enhance this post I’ve added some favourite blooper footage.

Deep Space Rituals – Volume 12

Life Is… – Rejuvination
Clearing The Past – Genuine
Grid One – Elegia
Mother Earth – Vibrronics
Quantum Limit (Symphony Of Love Remix) – Alien Signal
Skin Deep (Global Communication Remix) – Dusky
Resonance – Substance & Vainqueur
Netherworld (Oliver Prime Remix) – L.S.G.
Anjum – Diffaith
Cassiopeia – Nail
Sunfruits Avenue – Aural Planet

Running time: 78:52

In life, I do like a bit of everything. And with a name like Oliver, I always want more.

I hadn’t mixed anything for well over a year and so today returned to the decks to add another volume to the Deep Space Ritual series.

Deep Space Rituals are themed mixes that are freestyle and primarily a fusion of techno, space dub and acid house,

Volumes 1 through 11 are no longer on this website but I’m hoping to upload this new creation to my Youtube channel, particularly as I’ve made it into a movie!

The footage is from a documentary entitled Journey Through The Universe.

#EverybodyDance

Ultimately we had a WINNER! The tournament favourite I FEEL LOVE lost out to BILLIE JEAN in what wasn’t really a closely-fought final either.

Next up will be a bracket of reggae and ska.

QUARTER-FINALS

FOURTH ROUND DRAW

Saturday 15th January

Sunday 16th January

I’ve used a list randomizer for this third round draw and I have to say it has thrown up some fantastic pairings. The third round will run for eight days from Wednesday 5th January to Wednesday 12th January 2022. Here are the sixteen ties with the 2nd round % vote for each song in parenthesis.

Wednesday 12th January 2022

THIRD ROUND DRAW

Saturday 8th January 2022

Monday 10th January 2022

Wednesday 5th January 2022

Thursday 6th January 2022

Friday 7th January 2022

Tuesday 11th January 2022

SECOND ROUND DRAW

Phase two sees the commencement of head to head ties, each match determined by their percentages scored in round one.

The second round will run from Monday 20 December 2021 to Tuesday 4 January 2022 with two groups to be played each day.

As the highest-scoring group runner-up, Moby’s”Go!” returns with another chance.

Find out below all of the songs YOU voted for, who plays who and when.

Monday 20 December

Tuesday 21 December

Wednesday 22 December

Thursday 23 December

Christmas Eve ⛄

Christmas Day 🎅

Boxing Day 🎁

Monday 27 December

Tuesday 28 December

Wednesday 29 December

Thursday 30 December

New Year’s Eve 🎈

New Year’s Day

Sunday 2 January 2022

A new bracket tournament starting November 2021.

Featuring all genres of dance music, we’re looking for our Twitter friends to compile a list of FIVE favourite tracks, be it old school disco, house, trance, techno, R&B, soul, hip hop, rap, drum and bass, whatEVER, if it’s a CHOON to YOU, let’s hear it!

Following all of your nominations, the draw for Round One has now been made by Randomlist and will commence Tuesday 16th November through to Thursday 16th December.

Scroll down to check when the songs you voted for are in play and who they’ll be up against!

ROUND ONE

(One song only will proceed to Round Two)

TUESDAY 16 NOVEMBER

WEDNESDAY 17 NOVEMBER

THURSDAY 18 NOVEMBER

FRIDAY 19 NOVEMBER

SATURDAY 20 NOVEMBER

SUNDAY 21 NOVEMBER

MONDAY 22 NOVEMBER

TUESDAY 23 NOVEMBER

WEDNESDAY 24 NOVEMBER

THURSDAY 25 NOVEMBER

FRIDAY 26 NOVEMBER

SATURDAY 27 NOVEMBER

SUNDAY 28 NOVEMBER

MONDAY 29 NOVEMBER

Tuesday 30 November

Wednesday 1 December

Thursday 2 December

FRIDAY 3 DECEMBER

SATURDAY 4 DECEMBER

SUNDAY 5 DECEMBER

MONDAY 6 DECEMBER

TUESDAY 7 DECEMBER

WEDNESDAY 8 DECEMBER

THURSDAY 9 DECEMBER

FRIDAY 10 DECEMBER

SATURDAY 11 DECEMBER

SUNDAY 12 DECEMBER

MONDAY 13 DECEMBER

TUESDAY 14 DECEMBER

WEDNESDAY 15 DECEMBER

THURSDAY 16 DECEMBER

FRIDAY 17 DECEMBER

Good manners cost nothing

They don’t, do they. Never did when I was growing up or being educated and the fact that it was the 1970’s shouldn’t make any difference whatsoever.

But between then and now, somewhere along the line (and I blame the internet for a lot of the malaise) it’s gone very very wrong.

Out in public you will see the most ignorant people, seemingly devoid of any manners or indeed, basic social awareness.

There’s a chap on Twitter, one of my followers, who writes about his neighbours. The Ghastlies he calls them. It’s quite comical to read actually, I’ve made a point in telling him he could easily write a sitcom about them.

Though anyone remembering The Chawlers would know only too well the type of families that exist with God knows how many offspring and who’ve likely never done a day’s work in their lives. They probably couldn’t even spell the word.

The tattooed, pierced eyesores who are on Facebook via an intravenous drip spouting their “should of” and “them days” and “she goes” and the like. You know the sort.

So it’s Sunday morning and I decide upon a chicken bake at a well-known purveyor of baked goods. You know the one.

There’s a fair bit of a queue so I observe the social distancing markers in the floor and am idly queing when behind me come another of these families from hell, huge fat woman, actually thinking back they weren’t that dissimilar to Wayne and Waynetta slob. You know the show.

I kid you not, the father was a dead ringer. Anyway their daughter who I suppose must have been around six, made her way to stand in front of me.

I think you may already guess what happened next. And it did.

Probably not even a minute later, Wayne walks past me and plonks himself in front of me next to his child. And then Waynetta arrives too. Loud foul mouth yob, piercings everywhere that would embarrass even an airport metal detector and… oh look, hugely pregnant again.

I can’t and don’t do confrontation and with the queue still taking its time, I stepped back and left, without my breakfast.

It’s got to the stage where these morons, and I could use stronger adjectives, are so oblivious to others around them that if someone like me dared to say anything you’d probably get something like “oh what does it matta, fack off and die u old caant”

Writing about it does lessen the pain but not the dismay and disdain for these in-breds. There must be something like 10% of people like this in the world and with it already over-populated, personally I’d have them all gone by way of a lethal injection.

Because all they do is breed, seemingly, and have no decency or manners in any of them. What is the point of their existence?

And to be allowed to be in charge of children, there ought to be some kind of test that you must pass before you can officially and legally be a parent.

I’d best not continue down that road.

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